In the beginning, God created damn handsomeness. Much, much later, he created a collection of men to appreciate it. Since this site of unadulterated handsomeness homage is being created several years after the club's meager beginnings, we must hereby celebrate previously inducted members into the club before contemplating this year's contenders.
It is also important to note that the Damn Handsome Man Club only votes on new members on New Year's Eve nights when certain measures of privacy, sanctity and safety have been ensured. Therefore, when forced to celebrate NYE outside of a certain member's basement, we tend not to discuss damn handsomeness. Therein lie the induction gaps.
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